The Chuckler

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  Does the Bible Have a Hidden Code?

  by undercover in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  from the wts website:.

  bout two years after the assassination of israeli prime minister yitzhak rabin in 1995, a journalist claimed that with the assistance of computer technology, he had discovered a prediction of that event hidden in the original hebrew bible text.

  the journalist, michael drosnin, wrote that he had tried to warn the prime minister over a year before the assassination but to no avail.. other books and articles have now been published claiming that this hidden code provides absolute proof of god's inspiration of the bible.

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  The Chuckler

  I'd wager there are only about 50 JW's in the world

  I bet there are more than 5000 apostates understand it and can prove it is wrong. :-)
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  Invisible Pink Unicorn's Nemesis????

  by Fe2O3Girl in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  since so many misguided people don't acknowledge the wonder, beauty and magnificence of the invisible pink unicorn, i was wondering if she has an opposite number?

  any deity worth it's salt ought to have, indeed has to have, an enemy to blame stuff on.

  any nominations?

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  The Chuckler

  KK you got to the velvet cishion? I feel so humble, I only got a sniff of the Holy Litter Tray and then had to queue to see the relic fur balls.
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  Invisible Pink Unicorn's Nemesis????

  by Fe2O3Girl in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  since so many misguided people don't acknowledge the wonder, beauty and magnificence of the invisible pink unicorn, i was wondering if she has an opposite number?

  any deity worth it's salt ought to have, indeed has to have, an enemy to blame stuff on.

  any nominations?

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  The Chuckler

  I have the same God as Katie, but belong to a different branch - Hail to the Plutonium permeable pussy.
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  Jehovah's Witnesses have abandoned the idea that an Egyptian pyramid has

  by jaffacake in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  one of many favourite quotes from the watchtower's own official history (1995)

  proclaimers *** jv chap.

  14 p. 200 they are no part of the world ***.

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  The Chuckler

  Didn't Jesus come down and look around and decide which was the true religion in 1919 - the JWs as is now. They were teaching this junk in 1925. So Jesus must have had new light as well.
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  Invisible Pink Unicorn's Nemesis????

  by Fe2O3Girl in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  since so many misguided people don't acknowledge the wonder, beauty and magnificence of the invisible pink unicorn, i was wondering if she has an opposite number?

  any deity worth it's salt ought to have, indeed has to have, an enemy to blame stuff on.

  any nominations?

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  The Chuckler

  
  I've never heard of the Invisible Pink Unicorn Cult, but I have heard of the Blue Oyster Cult.

  As for the Flying Speghetti Monster perhaps someone should Penna gospel as it was long ago and it is now pasta joke.
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  Scholar, I would like to know more about you.

  by jwfacts in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  hi scholar, .

  i asked you a couple of questions but received no reply.

  i actually was asking out of sincerity as i would like to know the answer.

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  The Chuckler

  It's just an inventive way of counting time preaching. No good for placing publications, but, perhaps he answers PMs, which he could count as return visits.

  If your PO or CO knew what you're doing you feet wouldn't touch the floor. "Be no part of this world.". How can you love Jehovahs Organisation if you are diobeying it's rules? No justification period.

  You remind me of my father, deluded, blinkered, hypocritical and a PO.
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  Some Sort of 10th Century BC Structure Found in Jerusalem

  by the_classicist in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  http://www.nytimes.com/2005/08/05/international/middleeast/05jerusalem.html?ex=1280894400&en=3c435bc7bd0cd531&ei=5088&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss

  a fellow, a biblical researcher, was on the radio (adler online, for those who tune into it) a few weeks ago saying that king david never existed and at that time, jerusalem only had mud huts.

  apparently, he was wrong.

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  The Chuckler

  Well David had to put his army of 1.1million men somewhere (1 Chronicles 21:5).
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  Scholar, I would like to know more about you.

  by jwfacts in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  hi scholar, .

  i asked you a couple of questions but received no reply.

  i actually was asking out of sincerity as i would like to know the answer.

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  The Chuckler

  *double post* Them "repitition for emphasis" demonz
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  Scholar, I would like to know more about you.

  by jwfacts in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  hi scholar, .

  i asked you a couple of questions but received no reply.

  i actually was asking out of sincerity as i would like to know the answer.

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  The Chuckler

  I think Jw apoligists do the most damage to their own religion.

  
  Which is why it's a disfellowshipping offense to talk to apostates and/or discussion spiritual things with them. Even the WT organisation cannot even successfully defend their doctrines, let alone some pompous apologist, who is just after attention (Scholar & defd both)
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  Sep 15th WT: Christians spend weekends enjoying recreation and not service

  by truthseeker in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  in a recent post, sir82 wrote that a trainee missionary attending the school of gilead emailed the following..

  "it was brought out that christendom and the world smacks of .

  baalism today.

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  The Chuckler

  The WT wants them all to be more sheep like.

  Say no to Baal-like, and yes to Baa-like!